Friend Makin' Monday

I saw this little meme on All the Weigh, a blog I started following recently and decided to participate, because... why not?  

FMM: Everyday Things

1) What is your favorite part of an average day? 
  I really enjoy my walks around the block to get me out of my office and give me a chance to decompress. Sitting at my desk for 8 hours a day really gets tedious after a while.

2) Is there one food that you eat every single day? 
  Water. Okay, thats not food. There are several different foods I could eat all day everyday, such as avocados, cashews and chocolate milk. I don't however because they inhibit my ability to eat mindfully.

3) Are you an early bird, or do you prefer to sleep in late? 
  I'm kind of in between. I prefer waking up early and having an early start, but I don't actually like it. If I sleep in I feel as though my whole day is gone.

4) Share one thing that you're looking forward to doing this week.
  Hmm... I'm looking forward to redoing w2 of c25k with my new breathing techniques to see if it makes it any easier. I was searching through my blog last night and realized I never advanced beyond week 2, so I'd love to be able to accomplish that.

5) What's for dinner this evening? 
  Chili! I made it last night and haven't had a chance to actually it yet! I did taste it yesterday however, and it was delectable. A post for that, coming soon!

I hope you all have a good week!

Jack Sh*t's Meme

Cause you know, hopping on the bandwagon is cool, kids!

Achilles heel: In my foot.

Battle cry: Avocado Avocado!

Casket size: The ocean. (creamated and thrown into, you see)

Deformity: I'm perfect. Fuck you.

Embarrassing nickname: Jolly Green Giant. Don't ask why.

Fish I’d most like to be if I were somehow, for some reason, forced to be turned into a fish: Humuhumunukunukuapua'a, Yeah bitch!

Getaway route: Back away slowly, then run like hell!

Hillbilly name (click here): Betty Rose Rambler

Inanimate object I most resemble: A statue?

“Jack”, Favorite blogger named: I don't understand the question.

Knot I have most trouble untying: Celtic knots.

Last lesson learned: I'm fucking awesome.

Middle letter of middle name: Trick question. My online persona has no middle name.

Nearest Chinese restaurant: Mongolian BBQ

Oldest person I know: My great aunt Shirley. She's 82.

Pancakes, Favorite topping for: Syrup. Occasionally I like to keep things classic.

Quality I wish I had more of: Patience.

Rap artist I’d most like to chillax with: Snoop Dogg.

Salad dressing I despise most: The red kind without raspberries.

TV show I wish would disappear forever: Everything that is considered Reality Television. Its junk media and destroying our culture. But more on that later.

Underwear, Favorite kind/color: I just bought these lace trimmed grey with white polka dot panties. Super cute.

Vice that I wish I could do away with: Being unadulteratedly mean to those who may or may not deserve it, without feeling guilty later.

Website that I check first every day: Slog.

Xerox, Funniest thing I’ve copied on: Remember when chain letters were sent through the mail? Yeah. Back when I was like, 5.

“Yes,” Dumbest thing to which I’ve answered: Hey little girl, wanna see something? Come here!

Zombie, Favorite “brain” dish if I ever became a: Haha. Just got that these were in alphebetical order. As for my favorite dish? Brain Tartar.