You are Not Dr. House, Mr. Ashcroft!

Former Attorney General Ashcroft made smart decisions while on morphine... and wishes he had a drip with him while serving the rest of his term.

Are you kidding me? Perhaps it also proves that the reason so many unsmart decisions were made was because he wasn't blitzed out of mind.

STFU.

Joe the Plumber feels Dirty

McCain disgusted him, but in Mrs. Palin he found faith...

Why are we still talking to this guy? Who the fuck cares if he feels like the Republican Party bent him over?

He says he stuck around the Repugs because they were a "lesser of two evils". Yeah, if the lesser of two evils is incompetence due to arrogance and burying ones head in the sand.

This guy opinion is a moo point. Cow's opinion; doesn't matter.

I'm not impressed.

Bush Award International Medal of PEACE

Begich Wins

He could have had one more vote if I hadn't promised mine away. You'll be happy to know I didn't vote for Ted. That would have been dumb.

Oh well. Ted will get his, and maybe the rest of the country will forgive us for potentially re-electing a criminal into the Senate. We have not failed our children, or our country. Promise, this time.

Now, everyone go away and forget that Alaska is actually a state, and not a seperate country... or Canada.