He could have had one more vote if I hadn't promised mine away. You'll be happy to know I didn't vote for Ted. That would have been dumb.
Oh well. Ted will get his, and maybe the rest of the country will forgive us for potentially re-electing a criminal into the Senate. We have not failed our children, or our country. Promise, this time.
Now, everyone go away and forget that Alaska is actually a state, and not a seperate country... or Canada.