War Rejected

Sarah Palin, being ridiculous as usual, stating that, "legislatures not representing their constituents" and seeming to go against her at every turn. How could they be so wrong?

Only Sarah knows what we want.

Inconvenient

We waited patiently for weeks for this thing to erupt and now it has, and only 3 days after its first explosion, ash is finally heading towards Anchorage.

EEP! Everybody run for your lives!!!!!11

Oh, bother.

Babies are having babies. This 13 year old boy knocked up his 15 girl friend.

He looks like he's eight.

And this is why SEX EDUCATION and not ABSTINENCE needs to be prevalent. The kids only did it once. Had they had access to birth control, the child probably wouldn't be here now. Not that I'm wishing it away, but dammit. This is completely fucked.

World: stop having babies.

Re: You are the Reason for Global Warming, Lady

I'm not saying all babies are the Devil... and I'm not even really advocating abortion (even though I'm all for it). But as women, we have a responsibility to our world to not over-populate it.

This woman who refuses to name herself, failed. Epically. Before Nameless had the octuplets, Nameless already could call herself mother to 6 (count em SIX) other children.

Pregnant bellies are attractive; mother of 14 kids with in 10 years... not so much.

When is enough, enough? What is she hoping to prove?

Global Warming: You suck.

If California can't grow my tomatos and apples and grapes and wine and cows and make cheese and bottle me water and feed me lettuce and oranges and whateverthefuckelse they grow there because they have no water because they have too many people and too many farms there because they're causing global warming, does that mean I'm going to have to get them from mexico now?

Or should, you know, all people capable of growing one food item, do it, share with your neighbors, go to co-ops and end this monopoly on food growing?

I don't know the answer.

If this guys parents hadn't created him...

We'd be one step closer to solving global warming and these children wouldn't have been molested by their father.

Not impressed.

Moderate to Bad News

Its not all ice in Alaska. Granted I'm walking on about 3 inches of ice and 2 inches of snow, but in some parts, we have vulcano's. And one is about to erupt.

Redoubt erupted about 20 years ago, and geologists are apparently very anxious that its going happen again, probably in a week.

Very very cool. How is this bad news? Its not, not really. Its moderate news. There is a very good chance that Anchorage will be affected some how, and if so, I won't be able to go outside and smoke. Which means I'll probably go insane.

Now to the bad news.

ACS, a Telecom company here in Alaska is feeling the recession as well. Its kind of ridiculous, and their service sucks and they should go away anyway, but that just means 20 more people are searching for jobs next week. Everyone thinks we have it made up here, our economy isn't feeling the hunger pains of the recession. I live with a group of people who can't find jobs, and I find people jobs for a living. Its quite disgusting.

You are the reason for Global Warming, Lady

Woman give birth to 8 count em, EIGHT babies at the same time.

The world is over populated and because of your selfish and egotisical needs to reproduce a miniature you, you have successfully contributed more to global warming in one DAY then I will have in 10 years.

Thanks for that. I hope you're happy.

Also, you're going to breast feed all of them? Yeah. Fucking. Right. It'll kill you.

I'd be Obama's Baby's Momma

I'm so in love with this man. Everytime he opens his mouth my heart skips a beat.


He has succeeded in filling me with hope. To him I say:

Don't fuck it up.

Too Old

I think people having babies should be stopped. Everyone is always talking about our carbon footprints by driving around, and making waste, and blah blah blah, we're all gonna die because we're making the world too hot. Thing is, if people stopped having babies, and the rate of death stayed steady for a good deacade or two, we would probably be just fine. And then the current generation could start repopulating, and maybe the world would be saved.

Answer to global warming. Stop having babies.

Or, we can be selfish like this woman.